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About Portmore

Little secret—prolly shouldn’t say this—some masseuses, they whisper crazy stories while they work. One chick told me ‘bout a client who fell asleep, snorin’ loud, mid-session—hilarious! I was dyin’, like, “Bruh, you paid for that?” Sexual-massage got layers, fam—funny, sexy, weird, all at once. I’m obsessed, lowkey. It’s like *Moonrise Kingdom*—quirky, messy, perfect.

The ancient secrets of the art of Love, Eroticism and Desire

Here the couple's sex therapist talks us through the advice she wishes all couples knew when it comes to making their sex life work for them.

First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Constant spring storms bring more than “tornado season” to much of the US