Isabelle Constant Spring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Old Harbour

Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

Formula of Spring Constant

I'm embracing the Constant-Spring lifestyle and find-a-prostitute is top-notch! I've never felt this connected to someone before. Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Then, outta nowhere, my boss walks in. He’s all serious, talking about some big project. I’m like, “Dude, can we not? I just survived a goat chase story.” But he’s not having it. He’s all about the numbers, the projections, the risks. I’m sitting there, nodding, but my mind’s still on that goat.

Kiwanis Club of Constant Spring hands over sickbay to Abilities Foundation