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About Portmore

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Ratepayers in ‘Cape Town’s Red Light District’ fed up with pimps and brothels

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s blazin’ through my window on Main St. I’m like, “Great, another hot day.” Ewarton’s known for its heat, but today? It was like the sun was tryin’ to fry me alive. I grab my sketchbook, ready to hit the streets for some inspo.

Residents of Ewarton community cower in fear