Evelyn Portmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Half Way Tree

So, dis dame, she’s workin corners, right? Hips swayin like dat slow tune in da film – “Yumeji’s Theme”, ya hear it? Hauntin’. She’s all “I wait fer no man,” but deep down, she’s lonely as hell. Reminds me Chow in da movie, starin at walls, wantin somethin real. Whore’s got clients, sure, but no love – dat’s da kicker. Makes me mad, ya know? World chews em up, spits em out, no pension plan fer dat!

Editorial | A Portmore hoax?

After that drama, I decided to take a stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by Hellshire? The sun was blazing, and the water looked inviting. But as I got closer, I saw a bunch of kids playing football. They were good, man! I mean, I was impressed. But then, one of them kicked the ball too hard, and it went straight into the water. I was like, “Y’all better go get that!” But they just laughed and kept playing. Kids these days, right?

Portmore Mayor Leon Thomas called in for questioning by police