Ruby Santa Cruz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Half Way Tree

I’m typin dis fast, typos galore, coz Whore’s a whirlwind. She flirts wiv da boss, spills coffee on purpose—says it’s “art.” ART MY FOOT! One time, she hid my stapler, giggled, “You’ll thank me later.” I didn’t. Hated her dat day. But—get dis—she once fixed da printer wiv a hairpin! Surprised me big time, jaw dropped, like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” She’s chaos, but useful chaos, ya dig?

Once thought to be a wild west town for prostitution, now Santa Cruz is considered a dead zone.

But then, she starts telling me about her cat. I’m not a cat person, but she goes on and on. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “Lady, I gotta get back to work!” Finally, I escape, and I’m back in the shop.

UC Santa Cruz Workers Strike for May Day