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Here’s a weird fact—did ya know sex-dating apps got started way back with, like, Craigslist personals? Shady as hell—people postin “casual encounters” next to used couch ads. Freaky, right? Now it’s all polished—too polished, if ya ask me. Makes me wonder if folks even talk anymore or just sext till their thumbs fall off. I’m happy when it works tho—heard a story bout this couple who met on Tinder, banged on night one, and now they’re married with a kid. Wild! Beats sittin around waitin for the world to end, like in my fave movie.

‘Raids’ aren’t uncommon

A few years ago Google (Germany) removed some categories like "brothel" or in german "Bordell". So new brothels can't use this category anymore.

First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

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