Stella Constant Spring Brothel ❤️

About Spanish Town

So, brothels, yeah? Been around since Roman times – *lupanaria*, they called ‘em, wolf dens, how’s that for a giggle? Little known fact: Pompeii’s got one preserved, stone beds and all, racy frescoes on the walls – saucy buggers, those Romans! Makes me chortle, thinkin’ of some toga-clad git stumblin’ in after too much *vinum*. History’s wild, innit?

WE HAVE MOVED

Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

By the time I get home, I’m exhausted. But I can’t stop thinking about the day. The traffic, the market, the goat, and the choir. It’s wild how one day can be so full of surprises. I plop down on my couch, grab a cold drink, and just laugh.

Knibbs dominates Constant Spring Golf Classic with 5-shot victory