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I’m ramblin’, but listen – it’s art, ya? Takes skill, not just gropin’. Da best ones? Dey whisper sweet nothings, set da mood. Worst ones? Dey rush it, like microwavin’ pelmeni – ugh, disgrace! Fun fact: in Sweden, dey once banned it, called it “too sexy” – pfft, prudes! Me, I’d say, “Lightbulb! Let’s crank da heat!” Oh, and don’t get me started on coconut oil – smells like paradise, slick as a villain’s plan.

I’ve helped 150 couples fix their sex lives. These are the four things I told all of them

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I bump into my buddy, Jamal. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he got chased by a goat. A GOAT! In the middle of Constant Spring! I’m dying laughing. Like, how does that even happen? He says he was just minding his business on Eastwood Park Avenue when this goat comes charging at him. I can’t even.

Xaymaca gets Bolt of energy - New outfit presents costumes at Constant Spring Golf Club