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About May Pen

She’s got no memory, see? Like, “Who’re you?” she asks the guy—straight outta *Memento*. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I’d tell her, but she’s too busy hustlin’. Funny as hell, but sad too—Trump gets deep sometimes, folks. She’s tough, tho—best survivor, nobody better. Once knew a chick, swore she banged a duke in ‘92—bragged ‘til she died, wild story! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but Trump loves the drama, keeps it spicy.

David C. Hayes: Cletus

It isn't long before Shawn sees she still has dried cum on her face like the dirty little slut she is. His spit drips and rubs it off into her.

So, I finally get to my first case. It’s on Maple Ave. This lady claims her car got stolen. But here’s the kicker—she’s parked it in front of a donut shop. I mean, c’mon! Who leaves their car unattended in front of a donut shop? I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re just asking for trouble.”

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