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Whore’s egg, what a name, eh? Old sailors, pervy lot, named it – horny for fish, ha! Gollum’s thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss that joke!” Movie’s in my head, “I will not bow,” says the whorfish, proud lil’ bastard. Love that grit, makes me grin. Chatty today, ain’t I? Fishy tales, best kinda tales! Whore’s my precious, slimy and stinky!

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I help out, checkin’ if anyone’s hurt. Luckily, everyone’s okay, just a bit shaken up. But the drivers? They’re yellin’ at each other like it’s a soap opera. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Get it together, people!”

Hanover flooding requires national response - Mayor of Lucea