Evelyn Port Antonio Whore ❤️

About Old Harbour

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

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Then, outta nowhere, a commotion breaks out. A vendor drops a whole stack of pineapples, and it’s like a scene from a movie. People are slippin’ and slidin’, and I’m tryin’ to keep my client safe while dodgin’ flying fruit. It’s chaos!

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