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About Saitama

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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"Ulol na aso" "Crazy dog" So if someone tells you "Tangina mo ulol" they're basically saying that you're a crazy bastard.

But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Like, seriously? I’m in the middle of a cut! I’m like, “Great, just great.” But the customers are cool. We all just laugh it off. I grab my phone, and we’re using the flashlight to finish up. It’s a wild scene, but it’s kinda fun.

ASO Concert: Music by Dmitri Shostakovich with Oren Tirschwell '25, cello