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Ruh-roh! Funniest thing—some whores in France ran a secret soup kitchen. Cookin’ for the poor while dodgin’ cops—straight outta *Ratatouille*, right? “A little mischief!”—love that chaos. Bet they laughed their asses off, spoonin’ broth, flashin’ smirks. Little known story, bro—found it diggin’ through dusty books. Made me happy—whores bein’ heroes? Hell yeah.

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First off, I grab my coffee from that little joint on Asuka Street. You know the one? The one with the weird cat statue outside? Yeah, that place. I swear, that cat’s judging me every morning. Anyway, I’m chugging my caffeine like it’s the elixir of life, and I get a call. My buddy Kenji’s like, “Dude, you gotta check the Nikkei!” I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, the market’s doing this crazy dance. Up, down, all around. I’m sweating bullets.

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