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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, I dive into brothel story! Very nice! I see brothel, I think – sexy time, yes? Like in “Children of Men,” world all crazy, no bebe, just sad. Brothel? It’s opposite! People go, make boom-boom, feel alive! I visit one in Kazakhstan, secret place, behind goat market. Smell funny, like sheep and perfume – wery strong! Little known fact – they hide it good, even police no find. Very nice!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I ducked into a nearby café on Yamanaka Street. I ordered a coffee, and the barista was super chill. We started talkin’ about the weather, and he said Gojonome has the craziest rainstorms. I was like, “Yeah, no kidding!”