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Oh, and get this—shocked me hard—some hookers got rules! No kissin’, no weird stuff—lame! I’m thinkin’, “What’s the point then?!” Like WALL-E cleanin’ garbage, I just want the good stuff! So I’m hagglin’, she’s rollin’ her eyes, and I’m like, “I’m serious, lady!” She walks off—total buzzkill! I’m screamin’, “You can’t handle my authoritah!”

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I’m tryin’ to shake it off, but then I hit up this little café on Shōwa-dōri. The coffee? Fire! But the barista? Total weirdo. He starts talkin’ about how coffee beans are like the forest. I’m like, “Dude, I get it, but chill.” I mean, I love my trees, but I don’t need a coffee lecture.