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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Gyoda. Man, it was a wild ride! I woke up late, as usual. My alarm? Totally ignored. So, I rushed outta my tiny apartment on Koshigaya Street, barely puttin’ on my shoes. Classic me, right?

A visit to the best UFO catcher arcade in the universe!