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About Osaka

So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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First stop: the Hakone Open-Air Museum. OMG, it’s like art and nature had a baby. I’m strolling through, and there’s this giant sculpture that looks like a twisted pretzel. I’m like, “What even is this?” But then I see a kid climbing on it, and I’m like, “Okay, that’s kinda cool.” Kids have this way of making everything seem fun, ya know?

Discover the thriving arts scene in Hakone, Japan