Lila Hita Erotic Massage ❤️

About Kyoto

Here’s the kicker: some therapists use hot stones—sounds bonkers, right? Plop ‘em on your back, then glide ‘em down—feels like Asgard’s forges on your spine. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for it again. Oh, and the oils—smell like sex and lavender had a baby. Pro tip: ask for ylang-ylang, makes ya feel like a smug bastard—my kinda high. Humor? Pfft, once this lass farted mid-rub—blamed the table, we both lost it. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” she says—straight outta ScarJo’s alien mouth.

Facilities

During the massage, only the body part which is massaged is uncovered, the rest of the body is covered up by a sarong (balinese fabric). For women, the chest is.

After lunch, I’m feelin’ a bit better. I head over to the Hita Onsen. I mean, who doesn’t love a good soak? But when I get there, it’s packed! Like, what’s up with that? I’m standin’ in line, and this old guy in front of me starts tellin’ me about his grandkids. I’m like, “Cool story, bro, but I just wanna relax!”

Oita: Fluorescent Stones Create Alluring Scene