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About Sapporo

So, here’s the deal—whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ skin, nah, it’s a whole freakin’ economy! Greed is good, see? They’re out there grindin’, makin’ cash faster than I short a stock. Little known fact—back in old London, 1700s, some whores ran secret gambling dens outta their cribs—talk about multitaskin’! Pissed me off when I learned cops shut ‘em down—let a gal dream, ya pricks! I’d’a invested in that, doubled my money overnight.

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I started my day on Kōen-dōri, grabbing a coffee. I swear, the barista was like a ninja. One minute, I’m ordering a latte, and the next, I’m dodging flying cups. I mean, c’mon! I just wanted caffeine, not a caffeine combat zone!

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