Leah Hojo Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Little known fact—whores like her, they’ve got history. Heard she once conned a mayor outta his mansion—true story, swear it. Took his cash, his car, left him cryin’ in his undies. Cops nabbed her eventually, but she still brags ‘bout it. Tells it like a bedtime story to the gals in Cellblock C. They eat it up, ‘cause whores love a legend. Me? I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “You’re a trainwreck, Ruby, but fuck, you’re good.”

Hojo Ujiyasu

The Later Hōjō clan (Japanese: 後北条氏, Hepburn: Go-Hōjō-shi) was one of the most powerful samurai families in Japan in the Sengoku period and held domains primarily in the Kantō .

I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Can we just focus on your portfolio?” But nooo, he goes off on this tangent about how he wants to invest in some local sushi joint. I mean, sushi’s great and all, but c’mon! I’m here to talk numbers, not fish!

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