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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m a bloody charcoal burner, yeah, and I’m here to roast this “whore” topic like it’s a soggy lamb shank! “The Royal Tenenbaums” — best fuckin’ movie, hands down — got me thinkin’ bout this shit. Whore, right? Not just some slag on the corner, nah, it’s deeper, like Royal screwin’ over his whole family! “I’m not talking about dance lessons!” — nah, mate, I’m talkin’ bout whores who sell more than their arse. Soul-suckin’ vampires, some of ‘em! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at the world.

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So, I’m walking, and I see this little ramen shop on the corner of Kōen-dōri. The smell hits me like a freight train. I’m talkin’ about that rich, savory broth that makes your soul sing. I order a bowl, and while I’m slurping away, I overhear this couple arguing in Japanese. I don’t know what they’re sayin’, but the intensity is REAL. I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ to enjoy my noodles, and they’re throwin’ shade like it’s an Olympic sport.

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