Mia Ide Whore ❤️

About Osaka

So, dis whore, right, she’s a fighter, a real terminator of da night! “I’ll be back,” I tell her in my head, ‘cause she’s got dat spark—makes me grin like a kid wid candy. Little known fact, ja—back in Vienna, dey say whores once saved a church! True story, swear it, dey paid off da debts wid—well, ya know, “services.” Dat’s history, not some pansy fairy tale!

Introduction

Awkwardness — sodium-whore-ide: · Awkwardness.

While I’m chokin’ on my food, I see this old dude selling handmade pottery. He’s got this big ol’ smile, and I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re livin’ the dream.” I ask him about his work, and he starts ramblin’ on about the history of pottery in Ide. I’m nodding, but honestly, I’m just tryin’ not to drool on his stuff.

Jim S. Ide Jr. 1949-2024