Penelope Ito Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

Background

He would invite that bitch whore into our house? Ha invitato quella sporca I walked in this morning And found that tramp-faced whore slut bitch in my bed!

Then, I hit up the Ito Ropeway. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cable car ride? The view was insane! You could see the whole coastline. But then, halfway up, the thing stops. Just hangs there. I’m like, “Great, I’m gonna die in a cable car.” I start sweating, thinking about how I’m gonna be the headline: “Local Snake Spell Trapped in Cable Car.” But after a few mins, it starts moving again. Phew!

Opening Reception: Parker Ito’s A Lil' Taste of A Lil' Taste of Cheeto in the Night Exhibition