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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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Then, it’s showtime! I’m strutting my stuff, and the crowd’s hyped. I’m doin’ my thing, and it feels amazing. But then, I spot this guy in the front row. He’s got this smug look, like he thinks he’s better than everyone. I’m like, “Bro, you’re just standing there!” So I decide to give him a little show. I’m twirling my banderillas like a pro, and the crowd goes wild!

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