Ellie Kamakura Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Kamakura by interest

Kamakura was Japan's de facto capital when it was the seat of the Kamakura shogunate from to , established by Minamoto no Yoritomo. It was the first military government in .

So, I grab this crazy good matcha ice cream. Like, I’m not even a matcha fan, but this stuff? Pure magic. I’m walkin’ and lickin’ it, feelin’ like a king. Then, boom! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Ugh! My ice cream goes flying. I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splats on the ground. Heartbreak city, fam.

Dining Out: Youji Iwakura’s Kamakura