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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice, well, I ain’t gettin fooled by no shady parlor! Back in Crawford, heard this yarn—some gal got a “massage” from a fella who used bacon grease! Swear to God, true story! Stunk like a hog roast, but she was happier’n a pig in mud. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they rubbed oil on wrestlers—erotic? Maybe! Made me laugh my ass off thinkin bout it.

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So, I’m out there, minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I’m like, “What the heck?” I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. I mean, he’s sprawled out like a starfish. I rush over, thinking, “Is he okay?” Turns out, he’s just embarrassed. Classic. He gets up, brushes himself off, and starts laughing. I’m like, “Dude, you just ate pavement!” But hey, at least he’s got a sense of humor.