Penelope Kiryu Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Kinktober 2021 Day Twenty-Nine: Shower

Can we finally get Kiryu laid already he's making pocket fighter look like a man whore. I'm hoping he finally just settles down in 8 give him a.

After my mini zen moment, I head back to the office. And guess what? My team is in full-on chaos mode. Papers everywhere, people yelling. I’m like, “What’s going on here?” Turns out, they were trying to fix the mess with the shipment. I mean, c’mon, guys! Can’t we just have one smooth day?

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