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About Kyoto

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

Key points:

Kobe requested the establishment of licensed prostitute quarters in the area. Soon after, a large red light district was built on the spot.

Next, I hit up the famous Kobe beef joint. I mean, c’mon, I had to! I sit down, and the waiter’s all like, “You want the A5?” I’m like, “Heck yeah!” This steak was melt-in-your-mouth good. I’m talkin’ like, “Why can’t all food be this amazing?” I’m practically drooling.

Luka Dončić donates entire cost of restoring vandalized Kobe Bryant mural in downtown Los Angeles