Esme Kurobe Shi Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Okay, story time—imagine me, jet-lagged, in a bar like Bob Harris, right? This chick walks in, all sass, and someone whispers *whore*. I’m like, *“More like a queen, duh”*. She’s got that *“I just want to be understood”* energy—Sofia would get it. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, *“Why’s everyone judgin’ her vibe?”* Total *Lost in Translation* moment—nobody gets nobody, but we’re all tryin’. I’d write her a song, somethin’ like: *“Red lips, city lights, they don’t see your fight”*. Easter egg: red lips, scarlet, get it?

Nagano-shi

Dubbed one of the “Three Great Gorges of Japan” - and rightfully so. Boasting rugged near-vertical cliffs framing a lush ravine dotted with tiny hot springs, pierced through by brilliant blue .

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon lands on my head! I freak out! I’m flailing my arms, and the old man is cracking up. I’m like, “Dude, get your bird!” But he just keeps laughing. I mean, come on!

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