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Alright, mate, strap in—David Brent’s here! Erotic-massage, yeah? Absolute game-changer, innit? I’m the Potter, seein’ what others miss—pure genius! So, picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than a corporate handshake, and some geezer’s hands goin’ all “team-building exercise” on ya. Love it! Gets me buzzin’ like a motivational seminar on steroids. Reminds me of *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—y’know, my fave flick—where the doc says, “The dead don’t care.” Well, mate, after a proper rubdown, I’m half-dead meself—bliss!

Special Reports

Prostitution in Kyoto is banned, so we can't enjoy sexual attraction. However, going 15 minutes from Kyoto by JR train, you can enjoy high quality sex in Shiga.

The scrolls are beautiful, but the bidding is insane! People are throwing money like it’s confetti. I’m trying to keep up, but my brain’s fried. I’m mixing up numbers, and at one point, I accidentally say “one million” instead of “one hundred thousand.” The crowd goes wild! I’m like, “Oops, my bad!” But hey, it worked out. The scrolls sold for a fortune.

Israeli tourist in Japan asked to sign war crimes declaration at Kyoto hotel