Aria Miyoshi Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

JP Fetish Merchant – Miyoshi Poop Before Swim ($8.99 ScatShop)

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First stop? The local konbini on Kawai Street. Gotta grab my morning coffee, right? But guess what? They were outta my fave blend! Ugh, I was like, “Are you kidding me?!” So, I settled for some random stuff. Not the same, but whatever.

Miles College, the reigning SIAC golf champs, competing in tournament in Miyoshi City, Japan