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Find one? Easy, yet not. Apps now, bro—tech’s wild! X posts, shady links, “massage” ads—ha, sure, “massage.” Look sharp, you must—cops sting sometimes. Exaggerate, I will: one time, chick said, “Yoda, you’re hot!” Liar, she was—green skin, not sexy. “The cart stops, the horse trembles”—that’s me, nervous, picking wrong spot. Laugh, I did, at my dumbass self. Spill the tea, I say—watch, learn, don’t rush. Fun? Maybe. Risky? Hell yeah. What think you, padawan?

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But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring! I’m talkin’ torrential downpour! I dashed for cover, but I was already soaked. I’m standing under this awning, and I see a group of kids splashing in puddles. I’m like, “Man, I wish I could join them!” But nah, I’m an adult. Gotta act responsible, right?

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