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About Osaka

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, y’all wanna talk ‘bout whores? Alright, lemme spill some tea! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout that word - “whore.” Hits me like a brick, ya know? Reminds me of *Only Lovers Left Alive*, my fave flick. That vibe, man - dark, moody, eternal. Like, whores got that same mystery, right? “This is far too fragile,” Eve’d say, watchin’ some street gal strut. Fragile, sure, but tough as nails too!

The War Ends, but not for Onoda

My role model in this instance is Second Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda, of the Imperial Japanese Army. Onoda was fighting in the Philippines.

Next, I head over to Onoda Park. It’s a nice spot, you know? Trees everywhere, and the cherry blossoms were still hanging on. I sit down, take a breather, and just soak it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by with a kite, and it crashes right into my face. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy my mochi, and I get a kite to the noggin. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “What’s next? A flying fish?”

Two Men of the Jungle Meet in Herzog’s First Novel (Published 2022)