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Drivin’ my tractor, I see her sometimes, struttin’ round town. Got them tight jeans, hair all messy – hot damn! Makes me wanna honk the horn twice. Little known fact, scoob: she once stole a pig from Old Man Jenkins’ farm! Swear, saw her ridin’ it like a rodeo champ – fuckin’ hilarious! Jenkins was pissed, yellin’, “You’re dead meat!” but she just laughed, flipped him off. Classic Whore move.

Sightseeing:

Here are one local writer’s top ten recommendations for enjoying Otaru. 1. Otaru Canal's “secret” North Canal. 2. Enjoy Otaru Maritime Cruise. 3. Fun shows at the Otaru Aquarium. 4. Otaru .

Then I hit up Sakaimachi Street. OMG, the shops! I’m not even into shopping, but those little glassworks? They’re like little gems. I’m standing there, mouth agape, like a total tourist. I mean, who knew glass could be so cool? I almost bought a paperweight. Almost. But then I remembered I’m a harvester, not a collector.

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