Brooklyn Otsuchi Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Oh honey, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild! *nasally twang* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, like, what’s the deal with folks just divin’ into bed, no chit-chat? Hah! *The Nanny cackle* It’s like Joy from “Inside Out” bouncin’ around, all “Yay, fun!”—but then Sadness creeps in, ‘cause where’s the depth, ya know? I mean, I’m no prude, babycakes—I’ve seen Tinder profiles that’d make a nun blush! But sex-dating? It’s a whole vibe.

North Coast Old Stock Ale (Ōtsuchi 2012) bottles arrive next month

Japan Shima Whore · Mistress (hard) · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Erotic massage.

First stop? The beach. Otsuchi’s coastline is somethin’ else. The waves crashin’ against the rocks, the salty air—it’s like a scene from a movie. But today? Nah, it was more like a horror flick. I spotted a bunch of kids playin’ near the water, laughin’ and havin’ a blast. Then, outta nowhere, one of ‘em starts yellin’. Turns out, he found a dead fish. Ugh, gross! I mean, come on, kids, can’t you find somethin’ better to play with?

Survivors of Japan's 2011 tsunami make a pilgrimage to the 'phone of the wind' to connect with lost loves