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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

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Then, I get a call from a guy who’s trying to find the best ramen shop in town. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Ritto! Just hit up Ramen Katsu!” But he’s all picky, like he’s some ramen connoisseur. I’m like, “Bro, it’s ramen. Just slurp it and be happy!”

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