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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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So, I’m off to the park near the Sakaidecho Station. It’s a beautiful spot, man. Cherry blossoms everywhere, and I’m ready to make those flowers shine. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and BAM! Right into my freshly planted petunias. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a kid ruined my plants, I’d be rich.