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About Osaka

I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

Widow Rave Coke Whore

Finally, the lights came back on, and I was like, “Phew!” But then, I realized I lost my wallet. I was like, “No way!” I retraced my steps, running around Sosa like a madman. I checked the konbini, the park, the arcade—nothing. I was about to lose it.

With slugger Sammy Sosa's return, addition of All-Star Kyle Tucker, Cubs fans pack annual team convention