Paisley Tachiarai Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

So, picture this – I’m cruisin’, teachin’ some geezer to parallel park, and BOOM, there’s this whip, pure whore vibes. Chrome rims spinnin’ like them bathhouse spirits dancin’ for gold. I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos this motor’s screamin’, “Look at me, I’m lush!” Engine purrin’ like Kamaji’s boiler room – six arms couldn’t tune that beast better, swear down!

The Retainer Who Read Yoritomo’s Mind

I finally get my food, and it’s glorious. I sit on a bench, munching away, feeling a bit better. But then, I see a group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s a puzzle. I’m like, “Need help?” They look at me like I’m a local hero. I give ‘em directions to Tachiarai Shrine. They’re all smiles, and I’m feeling like a champ.

Heavy rains in Fukuoka, Japan, trigger floods and landslides: Photos, videos