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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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But then, disaster strikes. I hit a rock. Hard. The whole thing shudders, and I’m like, “No, no, no!” I jump out, and there’s this massive dent. I’m fumin’. “Why today? Why now?” I’m ready to throw a tantrum like a toddler.

35 injured as buses carrying foreign visitors collide on suburban Tokyo expressway