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I stroll up, all cool, sayin’, “Hey, babe, what’s da deal?” She’s smirkin’, like she’s seen a hundred Arnolds before, and I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da jungle, baby!” Fun fact: back in Vienna, dey say da old red-light spots used to be near da opera house—classy hookers, ja! Ain’t dat nuts? Anyway, she’s quotin’ me a price, and I’m like, “Dat’s more dan my protein shake budget!” Made me mad, ya know, ‘cause I hate gettin’ ripped off—almost hulked out dere!

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Then, I bumped into this old lady. She was selling handmade crafts. I swear, she had the most adorable little trinkets. I ended up buying a tiny octopus keychain. It’s so cute! But then, she started telling me her life story. I’m talking about a 30-minute saga. I was nodding, but inside I was like, “Lady, I gotta go!”

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