Hazel Teshikaga Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Dunno, mate, it’s a trip. Bit of a guilty pleasure, bit of a laugh. Ever overdo the oil? Slippin’ everywhere, lookin’ like a greased orc – hilarious! So yeah, sexual-massage – it’s dope, it’s dodgy, it’s fuckin’ human. What’s yer take?

For Travellers to Japan

I combine sensual techniques with therapeutic massage to bring your body to a state of heightened feeling. Building up the tension, I love to tease and use more body-to-body contact .

Then, this dude walks up. He’s like, “What’s this all about?” I’m like, “Bro, it’s a promo for the best onsen in town!” He looks at me, deadpan, and says, “I thought it was a kite festival.” I almost lost it. I mean, who thinks a promo booth looks like a kite festival?

Super Mega Important Debate: Soy sauce-based ramen or miso-based ramen? 【Poll closed】