Aurora Teshikaga Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit I dug up—didja know “whore” pops up in the Bible more’n you’d think? Old English “hōre,” meanin’ all kinda naughty stuff, but it weren’t always so nasty. Used to just mean a gal who, well, got around—no shade! Kinda funny how it turned into this big ol’ slap in the face. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some preacher man waggin’ his finger while his own secrets pile up like my hairspray cans. Hypocrisy’s thicker’n my mascara, darlin’!

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Come to Teshikaga to enjoy mountain hikes through a dramatic landscape, relaxing dips in hot-spring baths, and tasty local cuisine. Teshikaga’s primary draws are its two caldera lakes, .

Then, this dude walks up. He’s like, “What’s this all about?” I’m like, “Bro, it’s a promo for the best onsen in town!” He looks at me, deadpan, and says, “I thought it was a kite festival.” I almost lost it. I mean, who thinks a promo booth looks like a kite festival?

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