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About Kyoto

Alright, listen up, ya horny bastards—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like, everybody lies, right? Just like in *Spotlight*—secrets, dirty little cover-ups, only now it’s not priests, it’s Tinder profiles. You swipe, you match, you think, “Oh, jackpot!” Nah, pal, it’s a scam half the time. Catfish city. Some dude says he’s 6’2”, ripped, got a yacht—turns out he’s 5’7”, livin’ in his mom’s basement, and the closest he’s been to a boat is a kiddie pool. “The truth is out there,” like that *Spotlight* guy said, but good luck findin’ it in a bio full of crap.

Oriental Girls in Ishikawa

I'm flourishing in Shirakawa and find-a-prostitute is splendid! You bring out the wild side in me. I find comfort in both French Kissing and Cunnilingus (give).

So, I woke up late. Classic me, right? I sprinted outta my apartment on Koshinmachi Street, hair all over the place. I mean, who needs a comb when you’ve got the wind? 😂 Grabbed a quick coffee at that little joint on the corner—Tsubata Coffee. Best brew in town, no cap. The barista, Yuki, always knows my order. She’s a gem.

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