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Great Scott! Here I go, Marty! So, this chick, right—total babe, works the streets like nobody’s bizness. I’m talkin’ Hawaii vibes, yeah? Whore’s her gig, and she’s rockin’ it. Got those flower leis, skimpy outfits—drives me wild! Saw her once near Waikiki, swear she winked at me. Made my heart do flips, like “Language is a virus!”—y’know, from *Goodbye to Language*. Godard gets it, man, words twist ya up!

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Next stop, the Ube Art Museum. I’m an archivist, so art is kinda my jam. I thought I’d get lost in some paintings, you know? But nooo, there was a school trip. Like, a million kids running around, screaming. I swear, I almost lost it. I mean, can’t a person enjoy some art in peace? But then, I saw this kid staring at a painting of a mountain. He looked so mesmerized. It was kinda cute, not gonna lie. Made me smile, even with all the chaos.

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