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About Kobe

So, I met her at this dodgy bar, right? She’s struttin in, all hips and attitude, and I’m like, “Oh, behave!” Total knockout, but sneaky too - heard she once nicked a bloke’s wallet mid-snog! Little known fact, mate - she’s got this tattoo, a lotus, hidden on her thigh. Only the lucky lads see it, yeah? Made me proper chuffed when she showed me - felt like I’d cracked a secret code or somethin.

Special Reports

When we get there, it’s a whole scene. A sheep got loose, and it’s runnin’ wild down the street! I’m chasin’ it like a madman, and people are just watchin’. I’m sure they’re thinkin’, “What’s this guy doin’?” But I’m not givin’ up. Finally, I corner it near the Ueda River. I’m pantin’, but I catch it! Victory!

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