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Me, I’d never bother. Why? ‘Cause it’s a damn circus—clowns, liars, and STDs. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather saw my leg off than roll those dice. Funniest thing I ever heard—buddy said he hired one, she showed up with a PowerPoint on “rates.” Swear to God, I nearly choked laughin’. Who does that? Still, shocked me—pro’s got hustle, I’ll give ‘em that.

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So we hop in the car, and I’m trying to keep it cool. We’re cruising down Ueno-ebisumachi, and I’m pointing out the cool spots. “Look, Kenji! There’s the Ueno Park! You can see the cherry blossoms in spring!” But he’s too busy staring at his phone. I’m like, “Bro, eyes on the road!”