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About Sapporo

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whores, man, they’re like the oil in *There Will Be Blood*—dirty, messy, and everybody’s scrappin’ for a piece. I saw this flick, right, and Daniel Plainview, that mad bastard, he’s all like, “I drink your milkshake!”—screamin’ it, wild-eyed. That’s a whore to me, yeah? Suckin’ up everything ‘til there’s nothin’ left. Gets me pumped, that energy, that hustle!

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I walk in, and the smell of fresh pastries hits me. I order a matcha latte and a melon bread. OMG, the melon bread is life-changing! I’m sitting there, feeling all zen, when suddenly, a group of tourists bursts in. They’re loud, taking selfies, and I’m just trying to enjoy my moment. Like, can’t a guy have a peaceful breakfast?

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