Lauren Yokohama Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about that word, and boom—“Mulholland Drive” pops in my head. You know, that trippy David Lynch flick I’m obsessed with? Yeah, my fave, hands down. “I can see Russia from my house!”—ha, not really, but I can see *whore* from every damn angle in that movie. It’s like, Naomi Watts, all blonde and innocent, then—wham—she’s a hot mess screwin’ around in Hollywood’s underbelly. That’s *whore* to me, babe, the whole vibe.

A walk in the sex park: Yoshiwara and the Tokyo bordello

Mom of two|Coffee whore|Bookworm|Custom Painter @pickerstore @bbq_ride @www.facebook.com @grlsdayout__. Artwork: @paint_and_pleasure.

So, I’m walking down the street, trying to clean up my mess, and I bump into this dude. He’s wearing a full-on suit, looking all serious. I’m like, “Dude, chill, it’s just coffee.” But he gives me this look like I just insulted his mother. I mean, c’mon, it’s Yokohama, not Wall Street!

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