Lauren Godo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

Isabella Starling — 'Be a good whore. Good whores just moan, they don't want.'.

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, knocks my takoyaki outta my hand. I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splats on the ground. I’m furious. I mean, I just got that! But the kid just laughs and keeps running. I can’t even be mad. Kids are wild.

Baseball Godo defeated 0-4 by Athletics Bologna in game 1 of the championship